Funny Quotes

I love you all! It’s just so funny!

„There is already Christmas decoration everywhere. During the other months of the year these are just happy lights!”  (Rose)

"I am studying elementary education with concentration on mathematics and art” “Oh you are a real trouper!” (girl from the IT service)

"I thought Hansel and Gretel live in the Black Forest” (Jules)

"German sounds really cool” (Nicole)

"Life is too short to be not dramatic!” (Nicole and Jules)

"Wenn man an einer Stelle bügelt, dann kommen an anderen Stellen wieder Falten auf. Man macht quasi nur Kompromisse mit den Falten.” (Jan)

"What is your major?” “I don’t have a major yet, but I want to get the president of the United States.” (random guy in the dining hall) 

"I can’t see the differences between the green and red marks, because I am color blind” (Jonathan im Deutschkurs)

"Not my monkey, not my zoo“ (Nicole)

"What’s a cinema??? We don’t use that word“ (Lara)

"I don’t know where the Hamptons are“ (Lara, wohnt I’m mittleren Part von Longisland)

"Das Pferd hat aber ein kurzen Schweif“ (Lena) „What?! You want fried rice? (Kento)

“We have to pay 200 for our semester tuition” “What?! So much?” “We have to pay 200 dollars” “ Oh, I thought 200.000”

"You should always look for something, which looks a taco salad“ (Kento)

"When I saw her shirt the first time it thought about Burger King” (Kento)

"I want to live in a townhouse in Brooklyn sometimes” “You want to live in Brooklyn even though you never were there before?” (Lara)

"The world reached the mark of 8 billion people today” “That must be 8 trillion, because there are already 8 billion people in New York City.” (Lara)

"I don’t have internet in Canada” “oh no than Lena has to take the pictures, because you can not take pictures without internet” (Lara)

"It’s very concerning that there are already buds on the trees” “Some trees do that here in winter” (Lara)

“I add gap texts in the quizzes to be nice, because you can get points easily, but apparently people struggle there the most” (math professor)

“Happy Thursday! Happy birthday” (psychology professor)

“If Bernhard didn’t invite you already to have Feuerzangenbowle, then you should tell him to do that, because I can not invite you, but he can.” (psychology professor) 

“Are you drinking hot water” “Yes, it provides my vitamins or proteins…” (Lara)

"I have dreamed that you were crying, because David talked to much” (Kento)

"Dass der nicht mal hallo sagt…. So ein Hund” (Bernhard)

"Do you know Schnitzel?” “Of course, that’s a cartoon character.” (David)

"Okay class is dismissed, but everybody who is interested in studying the anatomy even further can stay” 80% percent of the class left „Do you don’t have any friends or hobbies?!“ (art professor)

"They are trash“ (Kento at the basketball game)

"I will overthrow capitalism and defeat Jeff Bezos and than I will destroy Ticket Master“ (Nicole)

"I remember the first day we met that you said „You look like you have a nut allergy“ (Nicole to Jules)

"I think you are the reason why we had such a good group harmony” (Risa🥹🫶🏻)

"You are like the older sister I always wished for” (Nicole)

"You can be happy to have a friend like her” (Mr. Dougherty to Risa)